Marcus

Word of the Day for Wednesday April 5, 2006

2006-04-06T08:53:26Z

cum \KUM; KUHM\, preposition:
With; along with; combined with; -- often used in combination.

In 1999 he finished converting an old dairy into a sort of
village -- a hip warren of apartments adjoining a
restaurant and bar, some art galleries, some studios, and
an "e-mat" (a laundromat-cum-cybercafé).
-- Bill Donahue, "Byte, Byte, Against the Dying of the
Light", [1]The Atlantic, May 2001

Ah yes, that is the preposition, but lest our lingual knife go unsharpened...

cum \KUM; KUHM\, noun:
1.semen

cum \KUM; KUHM\,verb
2.the act of ejaculating

Before she realized that Joe was going to cum, Jane got an earful of (2.) cum which her limited hearing for days.

I think the connection between the preposition, noun, and verb might lie in its physical characteristics.

Due to its cohesive nature, if left unattended it can cause things stick together.
Such as:
a. Boobs
b. Eyelids
c. When combined with saliva, can act as low cost paper glue, which has been used by the US post office since 1967.

Slow news day...

2005-11-29T08:38:41Z

those of you who haven't seen...

www.ucsdguardian.org

WILMA!

2005-10-24T16:50:15Z

What the headlines should say:
Wilma sweeps across Florida, rattling wind chimes and turning over hot tub covers.

I hate then news, its alwasy so dramatic, when the fires happened in SD it was a pretty big deal, lots of homes and such were lost, but for an entire year after that everytime someone lit a match it made the shitty local papers. If the dumb ass media would report news to the degree it needed to be reported then maybe people would react better to actual disasters.
Just throwing it out there, try it, it tastes great.

fetalpig2 @ 2005-10-19T16:31:00

2005-10-19T23:34:45Z

I need Adderall...I have about a billion pages to read in not nearly enough time... Send your drugs to me...

fetalpig2 @ 2005-09-21T11:21:00

2005-09-21T18:22:22Z

LJ Interests meme results

Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.

fetalpig2 @ 2005-09-06T17:36:00

2005-09-07T00:36:41Z

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.

1.~How did you meet anhline? Thru Nicole
2.~What would you do if you had never met lilshine? I'm not sure who that is
3.~What do you honestly think of bunnyslopes? She is pretty ok
4.~Would or did bunnyslopes and bunnyslopes go out? Always
5.~Have you ever liked starbrightgirl? Like like? No
6.~If stereolabrat died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? She is the funniest bitch i've never met...and i can hear a fly flying around in my bud light on my desk from last night
7.~Would jeffiesmallpeen and bunnyslopes make a good couple? If she could battle Dolly and win then it would work
8.~Describe bunnyslopes in 3 words: Super huge vag
9.~Do you think bunnyslopes is hot? She is ok
10.~Would stereolabrat and bunnyslopes make a lovely couple? Lovely!
11.~What do you think of when you see bunnyslopes? When she was like 15 and super drunk talking about some girl getting drafted into the army like 10 years ago
12.~Tell me something humiliating about bunnyslopes: she pooped on herself at 6 flags and had to buy some ugly sweatshirt and put her legs thru the arms, but then her vag was exposed and you can see it in the superman ride photo
13.~Do you know any of jandk's family members? not yet
14.~What's bunnyslopes's favorite color? Black
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is bunnyslopes? Why are all of these questions focused on her? 9
16.~What would you do if xl1200c just professed their undying love for you? go on Jerry Springer (is that show still around?)
17.~What language does bunnyslopes speak? Tagalog
18.~Who is bunnyslopes going out with? Some dood
19.~Is inflatablesheep a boy or a girl? Boy
20.~Would bunnyslopes and xl1200c make a good couple? Hahaha, awkward
21.~Who do you think brentturbeaux would be great with from this list? Pass
22.~When was the last time you talked to bunnyslopes? Months ago
23.~What is starbrightgirl's favorite band? Blink 182
24.~Does jeffiesmallpeen have any siblings? Yep, Amy with the ex giant boobs
25.~Would you ever date jandk? Just for the sex, freaky twin sex
26.~Would you ever date bunnyslopes? See above
27.~Is brentturbeaux single? I think
28.~What is bunnyslopes's last name? Slopes
29.~What is bunnyslopes's middle name? ny
30~What is bunnyslopes's fantasy? Kevin
31.~Where does inflatablesheep live? Agnew
32.~Would you make out with anhline? Not so much
33.~Are lilshine and jandk best friends? I guess
34.~Does bunnyslopes like bunnyslopes? At times
35.~How did you meet bunnyslopes? Didn't i answer this
36.~Is bunnyslopes older than you? Ya, Thats like asking if dirt is older than this tree
37.~Is bunnyslopes the sexiest person alive? more or less

fetalpig2 @ 2005-06-17T19:29:00

2005-06-18T02:31:13Z

Not only is this not even close to being news, its one of the worst written articles ever.

fetalpig2 @ 2005-06-13T14:21:00

2005-06-13T21:22:39Z

This is exactly why I'm going to law school

The Revolution will not be televised

2005-06-07T09:28:51Z

I don’t claim to be an old school Ramones fan, it would be pretty impossible considering they were around 9 years before my birth. But why they fuck is Blitzkrieg Bop the anthem for shitty new generation of products (i.e. Diet Pepsi, and pre-paid cell phones)? Does Michel Jackson own the Ramones like he owns the Beatles? Who owns the rights to the Ramones logo? I know that Bill Waterson (Calvin and Hobbs) didn't ever copyright his images because he believed in the idea of intellectual property and wanted his work to be free in the public domain, and thank god! Now Calvin can piss on anything. Is this the case with the Ramones? You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a Ramones tee. The only living Ramone (Markey) has been touring with the "Misfits" for the last few years, the Misfits are one of my favorite bands of all time but they currently consist of Jerry Only (original misfit), Dez (of Black Flag), and Markey Ramone...They are all fucking old, they are pretty great and I will see them any time they are in town, but do you know how sad it makes me to see Markey Ramone selling Ramones tee's at a Misfits show? I cant help but to be reminded of Gil Scott-Heron, he had a song in the mid 1970's called "The revolution will not be televised," later in his career he sold his rights to Pepsi, remaking it as "The Revolution Will be Televised,” when asked why he "sold out" he answered that he also had to make money... what’s the point? I don’t know, I just hate how everything I love is exploited by everything I hate but use anyway (with the exception of Pepsi and pre-paid phones).

the other side of the story

2005-05-09T04:59:37Z

6:51 PM
Anh Quach: I love tiger penis!
Marcus Arneson: soup?
Anh Quach: No just plain, they make me powerful
Marcus Arneson: ?
Anh Quach: Hogging all my free copies of OS 10.4 has rekindled my love of tigers
Anh Quach: Not to mention their penises!

fetalpig2 @ 2005-04-23T12:47:00

2005-04-23T19:48:12Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANH!!

fetalpig2 @ 2005-04-21T03:15:00

2005-04-21T10:15:41Z

So this pope is 78, what the hell is the deal with the popes being all old, is it a requirement that they have one foot in the grave? Is it to keep out the young popes that will mix things up? Or is it that their libido is low enough that they wont molest every boy who comes thru the doors at St. Peter's? And why fuck didn’t they choose the black pope?

SPSS

2005-04-04T23:11:26Z

Does anyone have a copy of SPSS for mac? It some statistical analysis software for my political analysis (wildly enough). "Political analysis truely puts the science in political science. Oh i should tell everyone about my crazy ass school load that nearly made me cry last week...maybe if i can pull my head out of a fucking book i'll post about it. Thanks in advance for all the SPSS software you guys are gonna flood my way.

fetalpig2 @ 2005-03-04T00:21:00

2005-03-04T08:23:01Z

I loaned nicole and anh $5000 today

Full motherfucking ride

2005-03-02T01:25:33Z

It’s no news that I have been accepted to UCSD, I think I’ve told everyone. Although what is news...because of the impoverished life I have been forced to lead for the last 22 years and because through all my hardships I’ve managed to keep a pretty high GPA... The University of California San Diego has offered me a full scholarship! This includes tuition, books parking pass (which is wildly overpriced at $600 a year), and living expanses (which is about 1300 per quarter). This came as quite a shock to me, I assumed I was going to get some financial aid and some of my scholarships I went out for, but a full ride! It seems that UCSD was not aware that I would have been more than happy to pay them to attend their institution but this works too. I also took out a $3000 subsidized loan (that the gov’t pays the interest on) so I don’t have to work this quarter. This was a necessary step on account that I don’t work for CPK anymore. After over 2 years of loyal service to the pizza kitchen they tried to fire me, I responded with a swift letter of resignation. I assume UCSD will me a tad harder than community college so this quarter will be good adjustment time and I wont have to worry about work. Then I wont take summer classes because for some stupid reason they don’t offer aid in the summer so two classes would cost me over $1100. So I’ll work in the summer, pay back my loan and see if I can work and go to school in the fall.

05 off to a bad start

2005-01-01T12:04:53Z

Inhale, take in as much air as you possibly can, this story will last about as long as you can hold your breath and then just a little bit longer, so listen as fast as you can...

OK, there is this new girl who is working at CPK for winter break cuz her parents live here...she lives in LA and goes to USC...I was flirting with her at work and after work I went to Friday’s to have a drink (or 3)...then she came back to my house, we were hanging out and watching Disney movies, then we started making out for like an hour...when she was leaving she told me how much she likes me and how she never does this kind of thing and asks me if I would spend new years with her...I say yes...she asks what I am doing during the day...I tell her I am spending it with her...she smiles...I make out with her again leaning against her car (turbo bug 3am)...then she comes over around 5pm the next day and we watch a little Ali G and hang out and decide to go see a movie; Oceans 12 (it was pretty good)...then we go pick up some champagne and come back to my house and are watching Harry Potter...then we turned it off, this is about 1145...then she tells me that she is going to go...So I was like are you serious, 15 mins before midnight on new years?...and she told me she was feeling awkward because she did not want to send me the wrong idea about what kind of girl she is...I told her I was not expecting anything and that if she was worried about anything that I would be a perfect gentleman...so she leaves and tells me that she wants to get to know me better and that she really likes me...

What the fuck is that?????

So later I hang out with my ex and her little sister and our friend jessica (another jessica) and we go eat and come back to my house...and there is this dog waiting on my steps...he is this super sweet golden retriever whos name is Diego. I called and left a message for his owner and she called back like 10 mins later (this is like 245) and she is in san fran but she will have a friend pick him up tomorrow...so I gave the dog a bath and I want to keep him, he is sleeping at my feet right now as I type this, he knows how to shake and sit and stay, I want to see if he can do anything else but I don’t want to wake him.

You, you can go ahead and take a deep breath. I still have not.

fetalpig2 @ 2004-11-03T09:34:00

2004-11-03T17:36:42Z

WE ARE FUCKED

fetalpig2 @ 2004-11-02T22:52:00

2004-11-03T07:00:53Z

Has the country has lost her mind? Is it that hard of a decision? Was half the class absent when they were teaching morals, and to learn from your mistakes? I'm not so worried about what Bush will do or that Kerry could do it so much better, but Bush did a lot of fucked up shit, has not once admitted that he was wrong and as result the rest of the world hates us. Now we were faced with an opportunity to redeem ourselves to a certain extent and show that we don’t condone that kind of business and we totally blow it (the results aren't in yet but I’m projecting) I just hope by some miracle things work out.

Weird dream

2004-09-29T18:30:12Z

had a sex dream about a twin last night...i don't know which one it was so i'm gonna assume it was both. What is even more odd is that i cant say it was the first. Could this be my secrete desire to be with one or both twins? Or perhaps it has just been several months since i have seen them and i forgot all the things i hate about them, and all i remember is their sexy sexy asses? Call me sometime twins i have something for you.

fetalpig2 @ 2004-09-21T14:23:00

2004-09-21T21:25:52Z

I'm really happy that i am liviing in this day in age for many reasons, the one on the top of my head is how easy it is for me to be a vegetarian. I couldn't imagine trying to do it 20+ years ago it would be so hard. you can go to any market and find all the meat alt. products and they actually taste good. Thats all.

Ben Folds

2004-09-18T21:20:34Z

hey i tried to get some ben folds tix for the 22nd yesterday and they are sold out. being how i live in San Diego, would anyone be willing to trade with me for the 21st? the reason i was slow on the draw buying tix was cuz i was building up nerve to ask jessica (My ex whom i'm not speaking to) so buy the time i grew some balls and she commited, it was too late, now i dont have the balls to tell her its off, so... if any of you freaks can find it in your heart of hearts to help out a lonely old man...let me know, soon hopefully so i can buy tix for the 21st before they sell out.

They have done it again

2004-09-14T20:57:05Z

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20040913/bs_afp/us_auto_truck

If you ask me, this is a total outrage. I'm just thankful that it is ugly and 90k-100k, people cant manage to keep a hold on their expeditions let alone a frigin' semi. I hate that these assholes with their tiny dongs feel the need to drive the biggest thing they can get their hands on, ruin the environment (via emissions and use of fossil fuels) and put everyone in danger by not having a concept of size or power.

Ironic?

2004-09-09T18:00:30Z

so i was up pretty late last night reading for my 930am class, and was so tired that i slept right tru it.

Higher Education

2004-08-19T19:17:24Z

Years of dragging my feet and half-assing have paid off, yesterday I signed the papers to get into UCSD, I don’t know what other schools do this but there is this thing called the "TAG" (transfer agreement guarantee) what this is; I have to take some hard ass classes (i.e. life sciences and or calculus) and they will just let me into UCSD! As long as I pass all my classes (17 units in the fall) I can start UCSD in the spring. A little history for those who are interested, I left high school when I was 16, I took the "CHAPSE" cant remember what it stands for but its hold a nanometer more prestige then the GED,(which would bring it’s rank up to negative 30 nanometers) went to SMC (community college) screwed around, did as everyone there does, took some classes, dropped some classes, got some B’s got some C's, then in my last semester there I got sick of being a loser and got serious, made the dean’s list and broke the fuck out. After SMC I transferred to Mesa college in San Diego (another community college) and kept up the flow, I got a 3.5 for spring and a 4.0 for summer. Now it’s the home stretch, 17 passing units and I’ll be a Triton come March. Something that is cool and kind of blows is that my semester ends in December and UCSD in on the quarter system so the spring "quarter" starts in march, maybe I’ll travel, maybe I’ll work. So that’s what’s up with me. Also for those of you who don’t know Jessica and I broke up a few months ago, we still talk and we might get back together someday but not now. Oh yeah, after UC I’m going to law school, maybe I’ll invent something, I’ve been working on a few things, the perpetual motion thing had hit a few snags, but I think I’m on to something.

New imac news

2004-08-05T17:54:13Z

so last night i has a dream...I dont really know who i was with but i think it was the mothers of some friends of mine...but we were looking for dunks (shoes) cuz i was trying to show them why dunks are so dope. so we were in some store and there was a new imac, new like not out yet, and it was super huge like one of those tvs from the 70's with all the wood around them and it only had a 15" screen, but there were big speakers built into it. weird. and yes i was drinking last night. but if thats what the new imac looks like when it comes out later this year or next year...you heard it here first!